I just bought bear spray to keep in my car….. #bigcitylife
So I just got the most delightful text from my father
Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
I can do it.
I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy.
YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING
well with that attitude you cant
will it bring my mother back
what a time to be alive
oh. my. God.
do you ever just wish you could take a youtube video in your hands and tie it up with a ribbon and give it to people as a gift? that’s how i feel.
cotton psy joe?
more like cotton WHY joe